Tuesday, March 29, 2011

SANTA SINGH & THE PHONE

Santa Singh with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor
asked him
what
had happened to his ears and he answered,


" I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of
picking up the
phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my
ear."


" Oh Dear! " the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But ..what
happened to
your other ear?"


"The scoundrel called back."

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