sardar joke

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning  house...
still he was in jail.......why?
coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff !

Sardarji joke

When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted the mirror. 
sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit behind. I will drive. 

Sardarji joke

After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, 
Do I look like a foreigner? 
Wife: No! Why? 
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner? 

Sardarji joke

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket
match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.

He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

Sardarji joke

Sardar to his friend, "Yesterday I saw my wife going to see a movie with a stranger".

His friend replied, "So did u follow them?".

Sardar replied, "No yaar, I had already seen the movie".

Sardarji On A Train

When a Train stopped at station, Man sitting next to sardar asked, which station is this? sardar saw outside the window and said,

" I think it is Railway station"

Sardarji lost his Donkey

Having lost his donkey a Sardarji, got down to his knees and started thanking God. A passer-by saw him and asked,   "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for ?"   The sardarji replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too."

Sardarji buying the clock on a Clock Tower

Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower

A man came and asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower. 

Sardarji  says "Yes".

Man: "Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a  ladder."

The man  took the thousand and disappeared.   Having waited for several hours the Sardarji figured he was taken for a ride.

On the next day the Sardarji is again walking along the  same street  and the same man came and asks him to buy the clock.

Sardarji  says "OK".

Man: "Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder."   

The Sardarji gives him the thousand and says "I am not a  fool. This time,  you wait and I'll go get a ladder."

Sardarji travelling on a train

Once a Sardarji was travelling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the rain 20 rupees to wake him up when the station arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 rupees, the sardarji deserved more service. So, when the Sardarji fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard.

When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken up, and he went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed when he saw the mirror.


Said his wife "What's the matter?"
Replied he "The cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and woken up someone else"

What will come first, Chicken or egg

Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What
will come first, Chicken or egg?

O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.

SARDARJI ON A DOUBLE DECKER BUS RIDE

Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Bombay. They managed to get into a
double-decker bus. Santa Singh somehow managed to get a bottom seat, But
unfortunate Banta got pushed to the top. After a while when the rush was
over, Santa went upstairs to see friend Banta Singh. He met
Banta in a bad condition clutching the seats in front with both hands, scared
to death.

He says, "Arre Banta Singh ! What the heck's going on? Why are
you so scared ? I was enjoying my ride down there ?


Scared Banta replies. "Yeah, but you've got a driver."

SANTA SINGH & THE PHONE

Santa Singh with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor
asked him
what
had happened to his ears and he answered,


" I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of
picking up the
phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my
ear."


" Oh Dear! " the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But ..what
happened to
your other ear?"


"The scoundrel called back."

Sardarji joke

Why is a Sardarji standing below a Flurocent light with a open mouth....?

Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light"